I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
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I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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