Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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