You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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