windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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