I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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