Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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