i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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