Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize