I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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