she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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