yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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