Soap is not a condiment
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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