Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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