yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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