I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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