nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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