try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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