My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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