i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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