I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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