Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Randomize
