My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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