using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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