This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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