I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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