i think my tv is drunk
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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