I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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