Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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