woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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