Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You smell like stripper and shame
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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