I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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