Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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