I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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