you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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