..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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