You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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