Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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