Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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