Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We named our party play list daddy issues
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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