This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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