can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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