Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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