but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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