GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Randomize