My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
