Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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