his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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