with your own penis?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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