when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
