i barfeds in our rink
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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