FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i think i just lost a toe
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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