This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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