You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize