My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
